If everyone else is doing it I suppose I’d better jump in. So here you go, 5 things no-one needs to know about me….

1. I stuck my willy in a plug socket when I was a one year old and it blew me across the room.  I survived and have been electric in bed ever since……

2. I used to be a chorister at St Paul’s Cathedral in London when I was a nipper…

3. I recently flooded my wife’s best mate’s flat causing over £6,000 worth of damage.  I sleptwalked in the middle of the night and turned the bath taps on apparently, then went soundly to sleep.  We all woke up at 9.00am the next morning with the police and the owners of the 2 flats umderneath at the door.  They were particularly friendly as I remember……Doh!  

4. I write songs in my spare time which are usually rubbish and I wish I was better at it.

5. I recently had sex on a live volcano……..I’d reccomend it….the earth really did move……he he he he…

I think that’ll do you, that’s quite enough personal info I think.  So, who to tag?  Well as I don’t know anyone in the blogging world yet except Morley Mouse, Chris, Alan and The Techster - I’m going to tag them.  I think I’ll reserve the other one for someone special in the future….anyone?  hellooooo?  

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